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howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

Earlier today I shared a link to a patent by Microsoft for tech that would allow Microsoft to use the Kinect camera to identify who and how many people are sitting in front of the machine at any given time it’s on.

The patent explicitly states that the tech is designed for DRM (digital rights management) purposes, that it is about tracking who and how many of the people in the room are actually allowed consume the program. This means the techs purpose is to allow for example to charge per viewing person, when it comes to rental films, not per download or rent…. per viewing person.

Also since the Kinect camera would be used as a DRM device, using the Kinect in those circumstances would not be voluntary. You know, as there is no such thing as DRM, which the customer is allowed not to conform to. Yes, this tech would force you to let Microsoft film you.

I phrased it like this: “Mircosoft plans to charge for movies PER VIEWING PERSON on sofa via mandatory Kinect camera.”

Now: 

Inevitably people responded with similar claims of  “Just because they (Microsoft) filed a patent, that does not mean they will use it.” …which is true. But WHY THE FLYING FUCK, ARE YOU THROWING THAT IN THERE? 

It has neither relevance regarding the invasive purpose of the tech, nor relevance regarding the purpose of taking control away from you as a customer. And – even worse – when in doubt, it’s the most stupid and wrong and dangerous side to err on.

Seriously, this what you want anyone to understand? “Yeah, someone at Microsoft thought there would be absolutely no beneficial application for an invasive technology, so they went ahead developing, patenting and producing it anyway…” Seriously, that’s what you want to add to the “debate”? Because it’s a possibility… What THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

The core of every of those comments is a call for people to relax. “Relax, maybe they wont actually use the technology.” Don’t ask people to care less. That’s what you are doing!

I get this shit about fucking everything! Relax, most people don’t care anyway. Relax, not everyone using “faggot” as an insult is actually hating gay people. Relax, it’s not like every man is a rapist. Relax, some people just want to get angry about something. Relax, it doesn’t affect ME. Relax, some people are just over sensitive. Relax, it’s not like every black person has bad experiences with racism. Relax, it’s not like every female character in games is sexualized or objectified. Relax, there are worse things to be concerned about. Relax, just because someone drives drunk, that does not mean that person will cause an accident.

All of those reasons you give to relax are true. BUT NONE OF THEM ARE RIGHT!

None of them make the problem go away. None of them make the problem less likely. And none of them absolve the respective perpetrator from the responsibility of either maliciously or irresponsibly neglecting risk, rights and actual damages.  None of them are actually a reason to care less.

All you do is spreading your own ignorance. All you do is arguing for turning a blind eye towards a horrible situation. Worse even, if you DO care. When you correct people you politically agree with in details like this or because you would have phrased it differently, you then wasted the time and energy of two people, sometimes more, who could have been fighting the good fight.

You really really really have to ask yourself if you have a really really really good reason to correct people who get worked up about real problems. And if you don’t – if that person is not harming anyone for example – you NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

This is no game! I’m not ranting about corporate bullshit or sexism because I have no hobbies. I’m working my ass off to make a difference here.

… and you think correcting me on how I am supposed to feel is more important, than fighting against corporate control, sexism, bigotry and creative bankruptcy?

 … and you think correcting me on how I am supposed to argue is more important, than fighting against corporate control, sexism, bigotry and creative bankruptcy?

… and you think dragging me onto your cozy “I don’t give a fuck”-island is more important, than fighting against corporate control, sexism, bigotry and creative bankruptcy?

Seriously. No. It isn’t. Stop asking people to calm down, to not panic, to relax, to give less fucks. Stop being part of the problem.

Thanks.

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flurrycolton:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Hahahahaha the one in the leather tho

Man next you’re going to tell me that that one femdom thing I saw with the stiletto up a guy’s ass isn’t real either!

(disclaimer: of course there should be lots more lesbian porn made for lesbians instead of just for straight men, but pointing out that porn tends to be professional actors enacting a fantasy is kind of pointless. You know how professional wrestling fans really don’t care that it’s fake?)

(also, psuedo-social-justice discomfort time: I’m a bit annoyed by the gold star lesbian thing. The porn actress was clearly not a lesbian because she was too loose, right? Yeah, no such thing as a dildo or anything, or bisexual women, or women who didn’t realize they were lesbians until after they had sex with men, etc etc etc)

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aquagaze:

atopfourthwall:

fuckandyes:

I… Wow.

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

Not that this isn’t extremely awesome, but I thought Lust in the book was represented by a never-ending tornado that people are spun around in, keeping them forever excited and aroused but unable to satisfy it?

This might be based on the game Dante’s Inferno, not the original book. Awesome stuff nonetheless.

It is to my severe embarrassment that I didn’t realize the reference until I saw the captions. (Although Joris is right that these are closer to the game, especially Greed which once again admits the heavy stones getting pushed around.)

nayx:

softincense:

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

Whoever wrote this has clearly never had good sex…
Psh. As if nachos compare.

nachos always compare you novice

Solution: Nachos during sex. Just be careful where the cheese gets.

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anabielsmessenger:

if i could split myself into multiple people this is what it’d look like each one would just

  • plays games all day
  • studies all day
  • makes games all day
  • sleeps all day
  • exercises all day
  • eats all day
  • interacts with people

and then we all share the same pool of intelligence and energy I’d be 1000x more efficient

science plz make my dream come tru

I want to do this too

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

I don’t see Dante or Virgil climbing down his legs.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

I don’t see Dante or Virgil climbing down his legs.

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anabielsmessenger:

if tumblr does get really shitty when yahoo comes promise me we’ll all migrate en mass to twitter and keep the party going there until twitter goes to shit too

You seem to be under the impression that it hasn’t already

celtysturlusons:

this was my favorite picture from the con

Pretty sure I met Top Gendo

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I couldn’t help it

This is, of course, a passive aggressive image macro

This is, of course, a passive aggressive image macro

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